So I was Openricing for places to eat in Wan Chai, and lo and behold what did greet me but another seemingly tongue-in-cheek “food” review of Antipasto on Jaffe Rd…here it is in full:
Very bad girlfriend! No come again
My girlfriend is really troublesome. I wanna take her to a Chinese restaurant in Wanchai but she denied my offer and she didnt want any chinese food before the lunar new year. She ran out of the restaurant, and showed off her Jimmy Choos while walking. She rushed into this restautant cuz there were candles.
This restaurant was a bit quiet. I wondered why my girlfriend kept scolding the italian about her Prada jacket and Kelly bag. I felt sad for my coat, cuz it was used to cover my girlfriend’s jacket and bag.
My girlfriend found out that the candle was fake and dirty. She was dirty too.
She chose the red words cuz she didnt know other words on the menu.
I chose the meal of rice with chicken and mushroom. I guessed my girlfriend insisted that I shouldnt order that becuz she wanted to eat what i ordered as well.
Seemed that my girlfriend should have some problems in hearing. Thats only simple English by the waitress.
The user is called “HKgirls“, which together with the above review, perhaps seems to prove that this is another joke account set up roughly around the same time as ILoveLubutin (more on her old posts here and here), to take the piss out of the ongoing “Kong girl” (港女) phenomenon? You know, thankfully I don’t know too many girls like this. Funny that Openrice even let that review get posted though.